Jump

I really have no idea what I should fill this endless space with, I just got to thinking how often everyone else updates there blogs and I thought to myself, "if everyone else jumped off of a bridge would you follow them?" since it was such an open ended thought I figured you know, if the bridge was only like a couple feet high and there was no sound of rushing water beneath me to quease my stomach sure Id run with the crowd. BUT WAIT! another thought is intercepting, "Im no follower!" I will jump not off a bridge, how terribly tacky and cliche! If I must jump at all why can it not be in style? If I jump, I will jump wrapped in a huge canadian flag tacked together with that blue wall goo off the ever fashionable eiffle tower, I mean sure I figure it may be complicated to get up there half naked without anyone noticing but if I be in my grand hour of glory jumping then I figure everyone can turn away for a moments second.

Right?